If you decide to walk around in underwear and an open flannel you can see yourself straight into my bed.
No but really my bed has an opening for people that do this 👌
But I actually do this all the time?? Why does everyone hate me??
Almost a thousand people in West Africa die from ebola and nobody bats an eyelash, yet 2 white people in the US contract it and miraculously a cure is released and given to them because they’re an “extreme circumstance.” Satire is dead and real life is a dystopian hellscape
However many followers you have is how many kids you have with your icon.
Actually Maz and I would rather just not have almost 100 small children running around and I am not giving birth to ANY children so. We’ll just adopt a few. Heh.
This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.
I’m pansexual and gender queer :) xx
So I’m just at a concert and the performer asked who was getting lucky tonight. No one raised their hands but I screamed “you could make it happen” and everyone turned to me. I look like a total slut now. Oops.